The Straight Version
Pope Francis praises US, flies to South America, jokes about tennis.
The UNHINGED Take
Pope Francis, the most religious tourist, cheers at American politics like a confused pastor at a bar, now on a tennis swing‑flight instead of rosary.
The Bottom Line
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Pope Francis, the most religious tourist, cheers at American politics like a confused pastor at a bar, now on a tennis swing‑flight instead of rosary.
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Pope Francis, the most religious tourist, cheers at American politics like a confused pastor at a bar, now on a tennis swing‑flight instead of rosary. CERTIFIED LAZY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/papa-leone-fiero-di-essere-americano-sulla-pace #NZElection2026 #Unhin
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