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Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 11:17 am
Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens — Italy
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The Straight Version

Residents are fleeing Russian-occupied Oleshky, though hundreds remain despite the total collapse of basic utilities.

The UNHINGED Take

Sticking around a freezing, waterless war zone just to watch the paint peel off a bombed-out wall is a special kind of masochistic genius. Absolute top-tier delusion.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10

Sticking around a freezing, waterless war zone just to watch the paint peel off a bombed-out wall is a special kind of masochistic genius.

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Sticking around a freezing, waterless war zone just to watch the paint peel off a bombed-out wall is a special kind of masochistic genius. COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/residents-leave-devastated-russian-occupied-oleshky-as-evacuation #NZElect

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