The Straight Version
Schools in Toulouse and Lille were set on fire as nationwide protests erupt across France.
The UNHINGED Take
The French are burning their own classrooms because they have the collective impulse control of a caffeinated toddler. Absolute chaos for the sake of feeling relevant while the country turns into ash.
The Bottom Line
NATIONAL LEVEL ARSON / 10
The French are burning their own classrooms because they have the collective impulse control of a caffeinated toddler.
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The French are burning their own classrooms because they have the collective impulse control of a caffeinated toddler. NATIONAL LEVEL ARSON / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/ripartono-le-proteste-in-francia-due-scuole-incendiate #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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