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Salvini sente Musk e apre alla guida autonoma. Ma le regole italiane non lo permettono

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·29 Oct, 03:28 pm
Salvini sente Musk e apre alla guida autonoma. Ma le regole italiane non lo permettono — Italy
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The Straight Version

Salvini urges Musk to accelerate autonomous cars, but Italian rules stall progress.

The UNHINGED Take

Salvini yells Musk, pushing Tesla’s robo‑taxis, but Italian rules crush the dream like a ping‑pong ball in a hand exitless grate.

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The Bottom Line

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Salvini yells Musk, pushing Tesla’s robo‑taxis, but Italian rules crush the dream like a ping‑pong ball in a hand exitless grate.

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Salvini yells Musk, pushing Tesla’s robo‑taxis, but Italian rules crush the dream like a ping‑pong ball in a hand exitless grate. SCATTERED STAR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/salvini-sente-musk-e-apre-alla-guida-autonoma #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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