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Sinner e Cahill si separano a fine stagione. Norman il nuovo tecnico del campione italiano

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·6 Nov, 09:17 am
Sinner e Cahill si separano a fine stagione. Norman il nuovo tecnico del campione italiano — Italy
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The Straight Version

Jannik Sinner ends his five-year partnership with Darren Cahill and hires Magnus Norman as his new coach.

The UNHINGED Take

Trading a champion maker for a Wawrinka retread is like swapping a Ferrari engine for a rusty bicycle. Absolute madness in the pursuit of perfection that will end in tears.

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CLOWN SHOW EXTRAORDINAIRE / 10

Trading a champion maker for a Wawrinka retread is like swapping a Ferrari engine for a rusty bicycle.

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Trading a champion maker for a Wawrinka retread is like swapping a Ferrari engine for a rusty bicycle. CLOWN SHOW EXTRAORDINAIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/sinner-e-cahill-si-separano-a-fine-stagione #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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