The Straight Version
Russian made an unprecedented combative move this month as one of its military satellites, the Cosmos-2612, encroached upon the orbit of Ukrainian commercial satellite, Iceye-X36, in behaviour deemed "threatening" by the US State Department. Norbert Pouzin, an orbital analyst at French space tech firm, Aldoria, described the mercenary manoeuvre as the first of its kind.
The UNHINGED Take
"Star Wars: Has Russias war with Ukraine gone intergalactic?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Star Wars: Has Russias war with Ukraine gone intergalactic?" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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