The Straight Version
Syrians spiral as fuel hikes erode support for al‑Sharaa, stalling post‑Assad recovery.
The UNHINGED Take
Al‑Sharaa's grand plan is a laundered mirage; Syrians heat their homes on fumes while he pockets the nation's sins, bribing the air with his empty promises.
The Bottom Line
PARKED BRAIN / 10
Al‑Sharaa's grand plan is a laundered mirage; Syrians heat their homes on fumes while he pockets the nation's sins, bribing the air with his empty promises.
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Al‑Sharaa's grand plan is a laundered mirage; Syrians heat their homes on fumes while he pockets the nation's sins, bribing the air with his empty promises. PARKED BRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/syrians-struggle-with-soaring-prices-as-crisis-challenges #NZElect
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