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The Del Vecchio dynasty at war: a €47 billion fortune paralysed by family feuds

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Repubblica·4 Nov, 05:00 am
The Del Vecchio dynasty at war: a €47 billion fortune paralysed by family feuds — Italy
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The Straight Version

Del Vecchio heirs split over €47bn empire.

The UNHINGED Take

Del Vecchio heirs bicker over €47bn like kids fighting over a pizza slice, while Italian banks watch, mumbling 'Chapeau—fine, that's how we spend our billions.' It's a family circus, not a corporate empire.

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BANKS BURNING / 10

Del Vecchio heirs bicker over €47bn like kids fighting over a pizza slice, while Italian banks watch, mumbling 'Chapeau—fine, that's how we spend our billions.' It's a family circus, not a corporate empire.

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Del Vecchio heirs bicker over €47bn like kids fighting over a pizza slice, while Italian banks watch, mumbling 'Chapeau—fine, that's how we spend our billions.' It's a family circus, not a corporate empire. BANKS BURNING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/the-del-vecchio

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