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Torino, prof aggredito a scuola: studente lo colpisce con calci, pugni e una sedia

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: La Stampa·28 Oct, 10:55 am
Torino, prof aggredito a scuola: studente lo colpisce con calci, pugni e una sedia — Italy
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The Straight Version

A Torino high school student assaulted his teacher with punches, kicks, and a chair, requiring hospital intervention.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so utterly useless you need a chair to win an argument with a teacher. Welcome to the Italian education system, where the only thing getting schooled is common sense.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

Imagine being so utterly useless you need a chair to win an argument with a teacher.

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