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Trump signs order preventing future presidents from changing Oval Office

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 04:29 am
Trump signs order preventing future presidents from changing Oval Office — Italy
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The Straight Version

Trump signs decree banning future presidents from reshaping Oval Office after demolishing East Wing.

The UNHINGED Take

Now you can’t touch the Oval like a fragile souvenir; Trump’s grandiose makeover that tore the East Wing is immortalized by his own ironclad blacklist.

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The Bottom Line

MIND‑BOB‑BLAST / 10

Now you can’t touch the Oval like a fragile souvenir; Trump’s grandiose makeover that tore the East Wing is immortalized by his own ironclad blacklist.

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Now you can’t touch the Oval like a fragile souvenir; Trump’s grandiose makeover that tore the East Wing is immortalized by his own ironclad blacklist. MIND‑BOB‑BLAST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/trump-signs-order-preventing-future-presidents-from-changing #NZElect

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