The Straight Version
Trump spoke at the funeral of Senator Graham in Washington, where he was joined by Ukrainian President Zelensky and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu
The UNHINGED Take
Mamma mia, what a freak show, Trump's out there talking about winning like he's some kind of allenatore della nazionale, meanwhile Zelensky's trying to get his hands on some Patriot missiles and Netanyahu's just standing there looking like he's about to cry, povero uomo, they're all just a bunch of strangolatori, if you ask me, Graham's probably rolling over in his tomb thinking 'che caz...'
The Bottom Line
TOTALLY COOKED / 10
Mamma mia, what a freak show, Trump's out there talking about winning like he's some kind of allenatore della nazionale, meanwhile Zelensky's trying to get his hands on some Patriot missiles and Netanyahu's just standing there looking like he's about to cry, povero uomo, they're all just a bunch of strangolatori, if you ask me, Graham's probably rolling over in his tomb thinking 'che caz...'
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Mamma mia, what a freak show, Trump's out there talking about winning like he's some kind of allenatore della nazionale, meanwhile Zelensky's trying to get his hands on some Patriot missiles and Netanyahu's just standing there looking like he's about to cry, povero uomo
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