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US midterms: Could Senate candidate James Talarico turn Texas blue?

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 10:30 am
US midterms: Could Senate candidate James Talarico turn Texas blue? — Italy
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The Straight Version

Democrat James Talarico is challenging Republican Ken Paxton for a Texas Senate seat in a long-shot bid.

The UNHINGED Take

Talarico thinks playing the Jesus card in Texas is a masterstroke, but he is just a lamb walking into a slaughterhouse run by a man who has dodged prison for decades.

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COLOSSAL POLITICAL DELUSION / 10

Talarico thinks playing the Jesus card in Texas is a masterstroke, but he is just a lamb walking into a slaughterhouse run by a man who has dodged prison for decades.

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Talarico thinks playing the Jesus card in Texas is a masterstroke, but he is just a lamb walking into a slaughterhouse run by a man who has dodged prison for decades. COLOSSAL POLITICAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/us-midterms-could-senate-candidate-james-

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