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US midterms: What to know about independent voters and candidates

🇮🇹 Italy·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 03:53 am
US midterms: What to know about independent voters and candidates — Italy
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The Straight Version

US midterms see record independents, but third-party candidates still fail to break the two-party chokehold.

The UNHINGED Take

Record independents swarm like pizza sales, but the two-party juggernaut keeps swatting them with a vacuum of hope. America’s political stomach is still plastic and pasted in cazzezze.

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CURSEO SCONOSCIUTO / 10

Record independents swarm like pizza sales, but the two-party juggernaut keeps swatting them with a vacuum of hope.

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Record independents swarm like pizza sales, but the two-party juggernaut keeps swatting them with a vacuum of hope. CURSEO SCONOSCIUTO / 10 https://unhingednews.com/it/us-midterms-what-to-know-about-independent-voters #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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