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Activists occupy UK aircraft parts factory over Israel links
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Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.
Unhinged Take
The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

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Former NBA player Enes Kanter ejected after confrontation with WNBA’s Cloud
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Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.
Unhinged Take
Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

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Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks
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Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.
Unhinged Take
If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

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Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match
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Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.
Unhinged Take
The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

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Japan lawmakers visit China amid deep freeze in bilateral ties
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The exchange between lawmakers in each nation may only have a limited impact in terms of repairing the official relationship between the governments.
Unhinged Take
If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. The exchange between lawmakers in each nation may only have a limited impact in terms of repairing the official relationship between the governments.

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France eyes ‘Dragon Ball’ theme park deal during Saudi crown prince visit
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A Saudi investment company is behind the "Dragon Ball" project, which could be located in Courdimanche northwest of Paris.
Unhinged Take
Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. A Saudi investment company is behind the "Dragon Ball" project, which could be located in Courdimanche northwest of Paris.

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The next great quake: Risks, readiness and resilience
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A major disaster will test not only buildings and infrastructure but the preparedness of millions of people.
Unhinged Take
The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. A major disaster will test not only buildings and infrastructure but the preparedness of millions of people.

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‘Beauty sleep’ treatments spark controversy in Japan
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Some clinics have prescribed sleeping pills and psychotropic medications while promoting the concept of "achieving beauty through quality sleep."
Unhinged Take
Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Some clinics have prescribed sleeping pills and psychotropic medications while promoting the concept of "achieving beauty through quality sleep."

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Japanese lawmakers visit China to patch up ties
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The group is expected to meet with senior officials of the Chinese Communist Party in the first such exchange since Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi made remarks that angered Beijing.
Unhinged Take
If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. The group is expected to meet with senior officials of the Chinese Communist Party in the first such exchange since Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi made remarks that angered Beijing.

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Snoring, subways and stealth ads: how big pharma targets China’s waistline
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Local restrictions prevent drug companies from directly advertising prescription medicines in the world's second-largest drug market.
Unhinged Take
Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Local restrictions prevent drug companies from directly advertising prescription medicines in the world's second-largest drug market.

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China’s netizens rage against professor who said gig work was a type of ‘welfare’
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The controversy has struck a nerve for many in China, where a cooling economy has made secure, full-time employment harder to find.
Unhinged Take
Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The controversy has struck a nerve for many in China, where a cooling economy has made secure, full-time employment harder to find.

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Kumamoto disaster leaves at least 13 dead, Takaichi says
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A magnitude 7.1 earthquake hit Kumamoto, leaving at least 13 dead and scores missing as rescuers search for survivors
Unhinged Take
Takaichi's already talking, what a joke, like she actually cares, just another empty suit waiting for her pension, meantime people are dying and she's making empty promises, yappari seijika wa shinjitsu o iu no ga dekinai, they can't even tell the truth, bunch of lok ’n rokkas

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Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war
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The US military says it has successfully intercepted a barrage of missiles fired by Iran at its troops in Jordan.
Unhinged Take
The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. The US military says it has successfully intercepted a barrage of missiles fired by Iran at its troops in Jordan.

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Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies
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US and Saudi warplanes carried out strikes on Iran-backed militants in Iraq in response to recent drone attacks
Unhinged Take
Yaaas, those Iran-backed yakuza wannabes got served, but let's be real, this is just more of the same oldurusu geopolitics, big countries throwing their weight around, ain't no one gonna solve squat, just more fertilizer for the war machine, and by the way, what's with the Strait of Hormuz nonsense, sounds like some Ionami-style territorial piss fight

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Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting
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The US intercepted multiple ballistic missiles fired by Iran, according to US Central Command.
Unhinged Take
Yabai desu ne, these idiots are at it again, shooting missiles like they're playing a game of Dragon Quest, Iran and the US are like two yakuza clans going at each other's throats, and we're all just stuck in the middle, what a bunch of bakayaro, can't they just get their act together for once?

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Israel kills Palestinian, destroys mosque in Gaza
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Israeli settlers also attack a Palestinian family in Bethlehem in the occupied West Bank.
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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Israeli settlers also attack a Palestinian family in Bethlehem in the occupied West Bank.

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China in touch with Yemen’s Houthis to allow ships to sail through Red Sea, sources say
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The Houthis declared their blockade on July 20, opening a new front against the U.S. and its allies in the Iran war and expanding attacks on tankers.
Unhinged Take
Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. The Houthis declared their blockade on July 20, opening a new front against the U.S. and its allies in the Iran war and expanding attacks on tankers.

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Ministry panel recommends 4.9% minimum wage boost, supporting BOJ rate hike path
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A ministry panel has recommended a 4.9% boost to the minimum wage, which would affect over 50 million workers and take effect starting in October
Unhinged Take
Yare yare, these bureaucrats think a 4.9% wage boost is gonna make a difference, meanwhile people are still getting crushed by rent and sento prices, it's all just a bunch of ikura devoid of actual substance, what a joke, and of course it's gonna start in October, because who needs money during the summer when all the obon festivals are happening

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Trump’s diversity crackdown reverberates through U.S. boardrooms
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Appointments of women and racial minorities to S&P 500 boards have dropped to their lowest level in more than a decade under Trump's administration
Unhinged Take
Yabai desu ne, this Trump guy is like a rakugo comedian, but instead of making us laugh, he's making us wanna bash our heads against a konbini fridge, I mean, what's next, bringing back the zaibatsu era? The dude's got some serious kusokura behavior going on, and it's infecting the whole freaking country, adieu to diversity, it was nice knowing you, I guess

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Firms in central Japan suspected of condo repair bid-rigging
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The Japan Fair Trade Commission conducted on-site inspections of over 20 companies in central Japan for suspected condo repair bid-rigging
Unhinged Take
Yokatta na, those Aichi, Gifu, and Mie prefecture companies thought they could get away with some good ol' fashioned dango bidding, but JFTC's on their case now, and I'm loving every minute of it, those greedy yakuza-wannabes getting busted is always a good time, and I'm sure it's just the tip of the iceberg, korosuna

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A day in the life of Congo’s overstretched Ebola surveillance teams
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In clinic after clinic, an inspection of the records showed staff had failed to report some suspected Ebola cases to central authorities.
Unhinged Take
Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. In clinic after clinic, an inspection of the records showed staff had failed to report some suspected Ebola cases to central authorities.

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Japan’s major earthquakes over the past 15 years
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Japan has experienced a significant number of major earthquakes over the past 15 years, accounting for about 20% of global earthquakes of magnitude 6 or higher
Unhinged Take
Yappari, this country's gonna get crushed by some massive earthquake any day now, and those baka politicians will just be standing there, looking like a bunch of ahō, saying 'shōga nai' and doing nothing, it's like, what's the point of even having a government, right? I mean, we're talking about a country that's basically a giant fault line, and we're still building crap apartment complexes like they're going out of style, it's a miracle we haven't all been squished yet. Japan, man... it's like we're just asking for it.

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DR Congo's Ebola outbreak death toll climbs to 600
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The confirmed death toll from the Ebola outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo has risen to 600.
Unhinged Take
These politicians think a press conference can cure a hemorrhagic fever, but it’s just a pawn in a global pharmacy. The WHO announcing a 34% fatality rate is like a chef telling you the soup is too salty—simplicity and horror in one hand. Congo’s still punching VLamps hard while the rest of the world swipe it off its palm.

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'Lucky', 'Ted Lasso' and 'Little House on the Prairie': TV series to watch this summer
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From Netflix’s ambitious reboot of “Little House on the Prairie” to Anya Taylor-Joy’s high-stakes crime thriller “Lucky”, this summer’s TV line-up has something for every viewer. We also preview “GIGN” (Elite Force), a gripping French action series that takes viewers inside one of the world’s most elite police units. Fan favourites are returning too, with a new season of “Ted Lasso” and Will Ferrell taking on his first major TV leading role as an ageing golf champion in The Hawk. Arts24’s Dheepthika Laurent rounds up the biggest series to add to your watchlist this summer.
Unhinged Take
Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. From Netflix’s ambitious reboot of “Little House on the Prairie” to Anya Taylor-Joy’s high-stakes crime thriller “Lucky”, this summer’s TV line-up has something for every viewer. We also preview “GIGN” (Elite Force), a gripping French action series that takes viewers inside one of the world’s most elite police units. Fan favourites are returning too, with a new season of “Ted Lasso” and Will Ferrell taking on his first major TV leading role as an ageing golf champion in The Hawk. Arts24’s Dheepthika Laurent rounds up the biggest series to add to your watchlist this summer.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. The exchange between lawmakers in each nation may only have a limited impact in terms of repairing the official relatio
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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. A Saudi investment company is behind the "Dragon Ball" project, which could be located in Courdimanche northwest of Paris. FAILED / 10
#UnhingedNZ #NZNews #OneLawForAll
The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. A major disaster will test not only buildings and infrastructure but the preparedness of millions of people. FAILED / 10
#UnhingedNZ #NZNews #OneLawForAll
Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Some clinics have prescribed sleeping pills and psychotropic medications while promoting the concept of "achieving beauty through quality sleep."
#UnhingedNZ #NZNews #OneLawForAll
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