The Straight Version
Elisabeth Diatta and Maguette Diop won beach wrestling gold medals for Senegal at the Dakar Youth Olympic Games.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine sweating in sand just to be called an Olympian. Senegal is hosting a glorified wrestling match and calling it the pinnacle of human achievement.

The Bottom Line
SANDY DELUSION / 10
Imagine sweating in sand just to be called an Olympian.
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