The Straight Version
A Nigerian private's detention has raised concerns about potential collusion between soldiers and criminal gangs in the country
The UNHINGED Take
Hakuna maana, Nigerian soldiers are just doing what our politicians do best - uidhinishaji ufisadi, and now they're just taking it to the next level by working with thugs, what a shocker, sio? It's like they say, 'mbwa na mbwa, pamoja wao', and in this case, the dogs are the soldiers and the gangs, colluding to make the country go to the dogs, wapi hapo
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
Hakuna maana, Nigerian soldiers are just doing what our politicians do best - uidhinishaji ufisadi, and now they're just taking it to the next level by working with thugs, what a shocker, sio?
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Hakuna maana, Nigerian soldiers are just doing what our politicians do best - uidhinishaji ufisadi, and now they're just taking it to the next level by working with thugs, what a shocker, sio? COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/are-some-soldiers-colluding-with-nig
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