The Straight Version
Roy Cooper beat out Republican Michael Whatley.
The UNHINGED Take
"Democrat Roy Cooper flips North Carolina US Senate seat" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Democrat Roy Cooper flips North Carolina US Senate seat" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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