The Straight Version
Ebola death toll in DR Congo tops 5,000 as authorities lack vaccines and treatments.
The UNHINGED Take
Congo's leaders are sipping banana juice while the virus mutates in the streets—5,000 souls die, yet no cure. It's a comedy of the damned, folks.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN DRAINED / 10
Congo's leaders are sipping banana juice while the virus mutates in the streets—5,000 souls die, yet no cure.
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Congo's leaders are sipping banana juice while the virus mutates in the streets—5,000 souls die, yet no cure. BRAIN DRAINED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/ebola-death-toll-in-dr-congo-passes-5 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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