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Erdogan gifts NATO leaders engraved revolvers with live ammunition

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·9 Jul, 03:21 pm
Erdogan gifts NATO leaders engraved revolvers with live ammunition — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan presented NATO leaders with engraved revolvers, each loaded with live ammunition, during the Ankara summit.

The UNHINGED Take

Erdogan hands those revolvers like a kid in a candy store – whack the guns, and hello, we’re suddenly ready to shoot the zookeepers of the world. Those NATO bosses are looking cool on paper, but their weapons look more like trophies for men who think guns and diplomacy go hand‑to‑hand. It's a classic case of a leader feigning strength while letting the world know he’s got the big guns off the shelf, ready to drop the hammer :), what a joke. Eat your surprise, politicians – you only got high‑tech frivolities and a tone of boorish charisma.

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Erdogan hands those revolvers like a kid in a candy store – whack the guns, and hello, we’re suddenly ready to shoot the zookeepers of the world.

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