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EU prosecutor office investigates fatal train crash in Spain

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·7 Nov, 01:33 am
EU prosecutor office investigates fatal train crash in Spain — Kenya
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EU prosecutor office probes fatal Spain train crash at rail admin, safety agency, state auditors.

The UNHINGED Take

Spanish rail network admin, safety agency, and state auditors let the brakes fail while the train smashed—now EU watchdogs stare, as if cowardice is a crime just as deadly.

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Spanish rail network admin, safety agency, and state auditors let the brakes fail while the train smashed—now EU watchdogs stare, as if cowardice is a crime just as deadly.

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Spanish rail network admin, safety agency, and state auditors let the brakes fail while the train smashed—now EU watchdogs stare, as if cowardice is a crime just as deadly. RUNDOWN CHAOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/eu-prosecutor-office-investigates-fatal-train-cra

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