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Four arrested over boxing champion's murder in South Africa

๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช KenyaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: The Star Kenyaยท24 Aug, 08:32 am
Four arrested over boxing champion's murder in South Africa โ€” Kenya
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The Straight Version

One of the suspects is due in court on Monday to be charged with murder and attempted murder.

The UNHINGED Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. One of the suspects is due in court on Monday to be charged with murder and attempted murder.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/four-arrested-over-boxing-champions-murder-in-south #UnhingedWorld

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