The Straight Version
Thousands of Gen Z protesters stormed 34 German cities, sparking violent clashes with police.
The UNHINGED Take
Kano's street kids teach German police to wear colanders. 34 cities turned into a corn‑flick parade, but nobody took the memo—now the pol zeds look like dodos in uniforms.
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The Bottom Line
CRACKED NECK STAB / 10
Kano's street kids teach German police to wear colanders.
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