The Straight Version
Sulemana Abdul Samed, Ghana's tallest man, has died at the age of 33 due to complications from gigantism
The UNHINGED Take
Hizi ni habari za kuwaonya, mtu alikuwa mrefu kama kioo cha Nairobi, lakini hawakuweza kumfanyia kitu, sasa amekufa, wengine wanashangilia, ndio maana ya maisha, kila mtu ana kipindi chake, lakini kwa nini wanaandika habari kama vile walimjua, wakati hata hawakumjua, ni uongo wa kupindukia
The Bottom Line
REST IN PEACE, BUT GHANA NEEDS TO SORT OUT ITS HEALTHCARE / 10
Hizi ni habari za kuwaonya, mtu alikuwa mrefu kama kioo cha Nairobi, lakini hawakuweza kumfanyia kitu, sasa amekufa, wengine wanashangilia, ndio maana ya maisha, kila mtu ana kipindi chake, lakini kwa nini wanaandika habari kama vile walimjua, wakati hata hawakumjua, ni uongo wa kupindukia
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Hizi ni habari za kuwaonya, mtu alikuwa mrefu kama kioo cha Nairobi, lakini hawakuweza kumfanyia kitu, sasa amekufa, wengine wanashangilia, ndio maana ya maisha, kila mtu ana kipindi chake, lakini kwa nini wanaandika habari kama vile walimjua, wakati hata hawakumjua, ni
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