The Straight Version
India defeated New Zealand by four runs via the DLS method in a rain-shortened second ODI.
The UNHINGED Take
The Black Caps choked harder than a Nairobi bus conductor on a deadline, proving that even a little drizzle is enough to turn these muppets into total bottom-tier losers.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC / 10
The Black Caps choked harder than a Nairobi bus conductor on a deadline, proving that even a little drizzle is enough to turn these muppets into total bottom-tier losers.
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The Black Caps choked harder than a Nairobi bus conductor on a deadline, proving that even a little drizzle is enough to turn these muppets into total bottom-tier losers. ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/india-beat-new-zealand-by-four-runs-via #NZEl
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