The Straight Version
Iran fired a barrage of missiles at US forces in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military
The UNHINGED Take
Haki ya Mungu, those Iranians are like matatus on Thika Road, always speeding to nowhere fast, and what's with the US having troops all over the place like they own the joint, na Jordan ni nini, a playground for these superpowers?, it's like they're asking to get smashed
The Bottom Line
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Haki ya Mungu, those Iranians are like matatus on Thika Road, always speeding to nowhere fast, and what's with the US having troops all over the place like they own the joint, na Jordan ni nini, a playground for these superpowers?, it's like they're asking to get smashed
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Haki ya Mungu, those Iranians are like matatus on Thika Road, always speeding to nowhere fast, and what's with the US having troops all over the place like they own the joint, na Jordan ni nini, a playground for these superpowers?, it's like they're asking to get smashe
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