The Straight Version
Kenyan police seized 454kg of methamphetamine following an investigation linked to a key suspect arrested in Tanzania.
The UNHINGED Take
Half a ton of party powder is off the streets, but we all know the real dealers are wearing suits in parliament while the rest of the country rots.
The Bottom Line
SYSTEMIC COMEDY SHOW / 10
Half a ton of party powder is off the streets, but we all know the real dealers are wearing suits in parliament while the rest of the country rots.
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Half a ton of party powder is off the streets, but we all know the real dealers are wearing suits in parliament while the rest of the country rots. SYSTEMIC COMEDY SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/kenya-seizes-454kg-of-meth-in-drug-crackdown #NZElection2026 #Unhin
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