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Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Jul, 02:51 am
Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies — Kenya
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The US and Saudi Arabia launched airstrikes on Iran-backed militants in Iraq, while Iran's Revolutionary Guards struck and halted three oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz

The UNHINGED Take

Hapa ni matatizo, my friend, these Americans and Saudis think they can just bomb their way out of problems, lakini watajua hawajui, while Iran is just chilling, disrupting oil tankers like it's a game of bao, hapo ndio maana ya 'checkmate', sijui ni nini wanafikiria hawa viongozi

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Hapa ni matatizo, my friend, these Americans and Saudis think they can just bomb their way out of problems, lakini watajua hawajui, while Iran is just chilling, disrupting oil tankers like it's a game of bao, hapo ndio maana ya 'checkmate', sijui ni nini wanafikiria hawa viongozi

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Hapa ni matatizo, my friend, these Americans and Saudis think they can just bomb their way out of problems, lakini watajua hawajui, while Iran is just chilling, disrupting oil tankers like it's a game of bao, hapo ndio maana ya 'checkmate', sijui ni nini wanafikiria haw

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