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Oil flows are up as Iran war turmoil eases. Why do prices keep rising?

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 08:36 am
Oil flows are up as Iran war turmoil eases. Why do prices keep rising? — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Global oil prices remain elevated by 60 percent despite supply rebounding post-conflict.

The UNHINGED Take

Oil barons are just milking the dry cow while we pay their yacht maintenance fees. Absolute daylight robbery disguised as market mechanics for the gullible masses.

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Oil barons are just milking the dry cow while we pay their yacht maintenance fees.

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