The Straight Version
The British actor Patrick Stewart has died at age 86 a statement released on Thursday said. Stewart was an acclaimed actor in Britain with the Royal Shakespeare Company before he starred in the beloved sci-fi TV show "Star Trek" in the 80s and later in the "X-Men" franchise.
The UNHINGED Take
"Patrick Stewart, star of Star Trek and X men, dies age 86" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
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"Patrick Stewart, star of Star Trek and X men, dies age 86" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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