The Straight Version
Multiple sailors in the 2026 Route du Rhum have abandoned the race due to early boat damage.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending millions on a boat just to turn it into a decorative reef in the Atlantic before the appetizers are served. Absolute muppets paying to get rescued in the deep sea.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL WATERLOGGED FAIL / 10
Imagine spending millions on a boat just to turn it into a decorative reef in the Atlantic before the appetizers are served.
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Imagine spending millions on a boat just to turn it into a decorative reef in the Atlantic before the appetizers are served. TOTAL WATERLOGGED FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/route-du-rhum-2026-sailors-forced-to-abandon #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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