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Ryanair may freeze workers' pay as fuel prices spike

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 08:06 am
Ryanair may freeze workers' pay as fuel prices spike — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens to freeze employee wages over a predicted fuel price surge linked to Middle East conflict.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary charging five euros for toilet paper while blaming World War III for robbing his cabin crew's pocket change is pure, unadulterated corporate parasite energy.

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The Bottom Line

GEOPOLITICAL EXTORTION / 10

Michael O'Leary charging five euros for toilet paper while blaming World War III for robbing his cabin crew's pocket change is pure, unadulterated corporate parasite energy.

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Michael O'Leary charging five euros for toilet paper while blaming World War III for robbing his cabin crew's pocket change is pure, unadulterated corporate parasite energy. GEOPOLITICAL EXTORTION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/ryanair-may-freeze-workers-pay-as-fuel-

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