The Straight Version
A cyber-attack caused freezer temperatures to spike to 50C across retail stores in six European countries.
The UNHINGED Take
Digital terrorists just turned premium salmon into overpriced biohazard sludge. Europe is out here getting cooked by hackers while their dinner literally melts into a science experiment.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE KITCHEN DISASTER / 10
Digital terrorists just turned premium salmon into overpriced biohazard sludge.
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