The Straight Version
Surgeon stops Polish gunman, saves two officers while eating lunch near Kraków.
The UNHINGED Take
While munching croissant, surgeon turned dude into kitchen nightmare; Poles irked, expecting a gun‑kebab, got a pie‑flour power‑knife.
The Bottom Line
CROISSANT SAVED DAY / 10
While munching croissant, surgeon turned dude into kitchen nightmare; Poles irked, expecting a gun‑kebab, got a pie‑flour power‑knife.
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While munching croissant, surgeon turned dude into kitchen nightmare; Poles irked, expecting a gun‑kebab, got a pie‑flour power‑knife. CROISSANT SAVED DAY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/surgeon-having-lunch-near-krakow-shooting-undoubtedly-saved #NZElection2026 #Unhi
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