The Straight Version
Five British suspected far-right activists were arrested in France while carrying tear gas bombs.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so chronically basement-dwelling that you cross the channel just to LARP as a militant muppet. These cooked absolute eggs couldn't even organize a riot without getting clapped by customs.
The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Imagine being so chronically basement-dwelling that you cross the channel just to LARP as a militant muppet.
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Imagine being so chronically basement-dwelling that you cross the channel just to LARP as a militant muppet. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/suspected-far-right-activists-from-britain-with-tear #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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