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Syrians see Israel as biggest regional threat, followed by Iran: Survey

🇰🇪 Kenya·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 09:51 am
Syrians see Israel as biggest regional threat, followed by Iran: Survey — Kenya
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The Straight Version

Some 97% of respondents to Arab Opinion Index for Syria say Israel threatens security and stability in the Middle East.

The UNHINGED Take

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