The Straight Version
In this edition of arts24, "Le Fantôme de l'Opéra" returns to French cinemas in a contemporary reinterpretation starring Deva Cassel and Romain Duris. We take a closer look.
The UNHINGED Take
"The Phantom of the Opera haunts French cinemas again" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"The Phantom of the Opera haunts French cinemas again" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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