The Straight Version
Trump joked he would make UFC CEO Dana White White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Kahawa! Trump’s joke is thinner than a mosquito’s wing, yet he hijacks White to the White House as if it’s a candy-cane bribe.
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The Bottom Line
LAME CONFIDENCE / 10
Kahawa!
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Kahawa! LAME CONFIDENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/trump-only-kidding-about-dana-white-press-secretary #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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