The Straight Version
US authorities have deported former NFL player Daniel Adongo back to Kenya due to overstaying his visa and multiple arrests
The UNHINGED Take
Hapa tu, what was this dude thinking, overstaying his visa like it's a matatu ride from Nairobi to Mombasa? And multiple arrests, si he was living that Amerikan life like a boss, only to get bundled back to Kenya like a sack of potatoes. I swear, some people have no concept of consequences, wakati mwingine ni utoto
The Bottom Line
DISAPPOINTING / 10
Hapa tu, what was this dude thinking, overstaying his visa like it's a matatu ride from Nairobi to Mombasa?
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Hapa tu, what was this dude thinking, overstaying his visa like it's a matatu ride from Nairobi to Mombasa? DISAPPOINTING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/us-deports-kenyan-former-nfl-player-daniel-adongo #UnhingedWorld
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