The Straight Version
The US sanctioned Rwanda's defence ministry over its alleged support for M23 rebels in the DR Congo.
The UNHINGED Take
Kagame is playing real-life Risk with stolen minerals while Washington throws paper cut sanctions like they actually matter. Rwanda's ego is officially bigger than their GDP.
The Bottom Line
COLONIAL LARCENY SPEEDRUN / 10
Kagame is playing real-life Risk with stolen minerals while Washington throws paper cut sanctions like they actually matter.
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Kagame is playing real-life Risk with stolen minerals while Washington throws paper cut sanctions like they actually matter. COLONIAL LARCENY SPEEDRUN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ke/us-sanctions-rwandas-defence-ministry-over-dr-congo #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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