The Straight Version
Seoul's Hongdae sees 120,000 Halloween revelers, Itaewon's 20,000 gather.
The UNHINGED Take
120,000 kids spill candy because punch‑drunk party‑goers think club stocks are free; Itaewon 20,000 hoot‑hunters treat fire like karaoke showdown.
The Bottom Line
CANDY HAZARD / 10
120,000 kids spill candy because punch‑drunk party‑goers think club stocks are free; Itaewon 20,000 hoot‑hunters treat fire like karaoke showdown.
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120,000 kids spill candy because punch‑drunk party‑goers think club stocks are free; Itaewon 20,000 hoot‑hunters treat fire like karaoke showdown. CANDY HAZARD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/120-000-gather-in-seouls-hongdae-area-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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