The Straight Version
The Youth Olympic Games officially opened in Senegal, marking the first Olympic event ever held on African soil.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says global prestige like watching teenagers play sports in a glorified PR stunt while the local budget evaporates into thin air. Dakar just paid a fortune to host the world's most expensive nursery.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL MONEY PIT / 10
Nothing says global prestige like watching teenagers play sports in a glorified PR stunt while the local budget evaporates into thin air.
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