The Straight Version
AI stocks temporarily stop a worldwide tumble, while S&P 500 trims 2.1% loss.
The UNHINGED Take
AI shares crash like a dumpling in hot oil, only to rise and kiss the S&P. Wall Street’s self‑delusion is a burnt kimchi—whole world sniffs.

The Bottom Line
AI BURN SMART / 10
AI shares crash like a dumpling in hot oil, only to rise and kiss the S&P.
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AI shares crash like a dumpling in hot oil, only to rise and kiss the S&P. AI BURN SMART / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/ai-stocks-halt-brutal-worldwide-sell-off-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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