The Straight Version
Democrats secured control of both the US House and Senate in a historic midterm sweep against Republicans.
The UNHINGED Take
The American political circus just swapped one set of senile puppets for another while the country burns. Nothing says democracy like a tsunami of incompetence crashing into a crumbling dumpster fire.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
The American political circus just swapped one set of senile puppets for another while the country burns.
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