The Straight Version
California governor commutes sentences for 548 death row inmates.
The UNHINGED Take
Cal Governor drops 548 death row inmates like crabs at a beach, licking their own hypocrisy.

The Bottom Line
DARK HIDEOUS / 10
Cal Governor drops 548 death row inmates like crabs at a beach, licking their own hypocrisy.
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Cal Governor drops 548 death row inmates like crabs at a beach, licking their own hypocrisy. DARK HIDEOUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/california-governor-commutes-sentences-for-states-548-death #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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