The Straight Version
Goals from Morgan Rogers and Cole Palmer give Chelsea a 2-0 win over Manchester United in the Premier League.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chelsea beat Man United as Martinez sent off to pile pressure on Carrick: "Chelsea beat Man United as Martinez sent off to pile pressure on Carrick". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chelsea beat Man United as Martinez sent off to pile pressure on Carrick: "Chelsea beat Man United as Martinez sent off to pile pressure on Carrick".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Chelsea beat Man United as Martinez sent off to pile pressure on Carrick: "Chelsea beat Man United as Martinez sent off to pile pressure on Carrick". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/chelsea-beat-man-uni
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