The Straight Version
China denies spying on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang following allegations regarding his affair with an intelligence agent.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine losing the world's most valuable silicon empire because you couldn't keep your pants zipped around a literal spy. Jensen is getting played by the CCP while Nvidia's stock is busy flatlining.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Imagine losing the world's most valuable silicon empire because you couldn't keep your pants zipped around a literal spy.
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Imagine losing the world's most valuable silicon empire because you couldn't keep your pants zipped around a literal spy. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/china-rejects-baseless-claims-it-spied-on-nvidia #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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