The Straight Version
Donald Trump reportedly offered UFC boss Dana White the role of White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump wants to replace policy briefings with octagon head-kicks because even he knows his press team is too soft to take a hit. It is the ultimate brain-dead reality show crossover.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
Trump wants to replace policy briefings with octagon head-kicks because even he knows his press team is too soft to take a hit.
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Trump wants to replace policy briefings with octagon head-kicks because even he knows his press team is too soft to take a hit. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/donald-trump-wants-ufc-fighters-as-assistants #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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