The Straight Version
Hollywood blockbusters Dune 3 and Avengers: Doomsday are set for a high-stakes box office showdown in Korea this December.
The UNHINGED Take
Korean theaters are frantically praying to the blockbuster gods because their own pathetic slate of recycled K-drama actors can't pull a crowd without hiding behind an American cape or a sand dune.
The Bottom Line
DESPERATE BOX OFFICE GRUB / 10
Korean theaters are frantically praying to the blockbuster gods because their own pathetic slate of recycled K-drama actors can't pull a crowd without hiding behind an American cape or a sand dune.
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Korean theaters are frantically praying to the blockbuster gods because their own pathetic slate of recycled K-drama actors can't pull a crowd without hiding behind an American cape or a sand dune. DESPERATE BOX OFFICE GRUB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/dune-3-aveng
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