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EU Parliament backs extension of chat monitoring to detect child abuse

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·9 Jul, 02:27 pm
EU Parliament backs extension of chat monitoring to detect child abuse — South Korea
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The Straight Version

The European Parliament voted to temporarily allow major messaging companies to scan private chats for child sexual abuse material until 2028.

The UNHINGED Take

Yo, so the EU is basically telling WhatsApp and Google to keep snooping on your secret texts like it’s a K‑drama gossip column. Politicians were too busy arguing over who gets the extra blame coupon, so they left the broken promise hanging till 2028. It’s like giving an extra set of eyes on your phone while you swipe left on that bad driver who earned the national “최악의 교통사고 번호” title. In short, the EU is saying “Look, we want to catch the bad guys, just don’t make us look like a crime‑scene for every AR Camera selfie.”

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The Bottom Line

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Yo, so the EU is basically telling WhatsApp and Google to keep snooping on your secret texts like it’s a K‑drama gossip column.

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Yo, so the EU is basically telling WhatsApp and Google to keep snooping on your secret texts like it’s a K‑drama gossip column. ABOVE‑RANKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/eu-parliament-backs-extension-of-chat-monitoring-to #UnhingedWorld

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