The Straight Version
The US tech giant is investing $15bn in a huge new data centre project in northern Finland.
The UNHINGED Take
"Finland launches criminal probe of suspected environmental damage by Google" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Finland launches criminal probe of suspected environmental damage by Google" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Finland launches criminal probe of suspected environmental damage by Google" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/finland-launches-criminal-probe-of-suspected-environmental-damage #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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